Lame Jokes I make and actually find funny, Pt. 3

We all know how much of a funny person I am. If you don't know, then I deeply feel for you. And no, I'm not lame, I'm as cool as Europa. THE ICE MOON. But I digress. After a long sojourn, in which my blog has been filled with the serious sorts of stuff I seem to make a lot of, my list of freaking hilarious jokes have built up once more. If you aren't familiar, this is a continuation of my massively popular series (it had five hits, so I will take that label, thank you very much) of LAME JOKES I MAKE AND ACTUALLY FIND FUNNY!!! (Or some other long-winded name which basically means this). Jokes! Laughter! Awkward, intellectually driven humour! Cats! Other things I find hilarious but you may only think are mildly funny! Nothing wrong with that except your sense of humour needs refining! (The jokes have started, yo). SOOOO hold on to the seat of your pants, ladies and gentlemen, and

What did the grape do when it was squashed?
It WINED!

What did the New Zealander say to the Rabbi?
He bru.

Want to hear a joke about cats?
No? You gotta be kitten me right meow.

Got any jokes about Sodium?
Na

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
'No thanks, I'm travelling light'

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first says, 'I'd like some H2O please'
The second says, 'Sounds good, I'll have some H20 too.'
THE SECOND MAN DIED.




I have a list of animal names that I keep up my sleeves for various occasions. They're kind of glorious. I named my bro's mice Meryl Squeak and Vanilla Mice, just in case you doubted me.
Cats, however, are my forte. One day in class my friend Lisa and I mad up a whole heck of them. My bro's girlfriend added a few as well, and I found a few. (hey, yo, credit where credit is due)
Brigitte Purrdeu
Jean Claws
Audrey Heppurr
Grace Clawy
Caty Grant
Caterine Hepburn
Furris Beuler
Kitty Purry
Clawdia Schiffer
Hairy Winston
Joan Clawford
Meowlyn Monroe
Clawed Monet
Butter Kitten
Ginger Reowgers
Pawl Newman
Elizabeth Tailor
Charlton Hisston
Elvis Purrsley
Meowlon Brando
Professor Brian Cats
Catticus Finch
Bob Catter
Frida Katlo
George Pawell
Pablo Pussasso
Janelle Meownae
Moggie Thatcher
Harry Purrter
Reown Weasley
Furmione Granger
Neville Longtail
Ginny Whiskery
Tomcat Meowvolo Riddle

BAM. Told you to hold on to your pants.


Also, if you really like funny things, and you have a penchant for tumblr, these two blogs will RULE AT YOUR LIFE.

Just saying.

louiscoulon.tumblr.com
goddyingoflaughter.tumblr.com

That's all for now, I care for you all, my dearest readers, and do not wish for you to die of laughter. YET.

Adios bromigos.