My Pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard...

And they're like, 'you wanna trade cards?'
'Dang right, I wanna trade cards'
'I'll trade this, but not my Charizard'.

So, I've kind of spent a whole evening looking at Kelis's milkshake variations. Seriously though, they are hilarious. And to compensate for a heavy week, I'll leave you with a bunch of fun things. And Charmander, who I like better than Charizard, (but that isn't to say Charizard isn't way cool).

My snitzel brings all the Germans to the yard, and they're like, guten tag!


My baguette brings all the French to the yard and they're like, oooh la la!

My burger brings all the Yanks to the yard and they're like, tubs of lard.

Stalin brings all the Russians to the yard and they're like, let's kill the Tsar.
 
My ring brings all the Orcs to the yard, and they're like, 'Take him to Isengard'
 
My one ring brings Gandalf to the yard, and he's like, 'You shall not pass!'
 
Voldemort brings the Death Eaters to the yard, and they're like, 'Avada Kedavra!'
 
My Magic brings Voldemort to the yard, and I'm like, 'That's hurting my scar'.
 
My magic brings Hermione Granger to the yard, and she's like, 'It's levi-O-SAH'
 
My rum brings all the pirates to the yard, and they're like, 'Yo yar har har!'
 
My conch brings Piggy to the yard, and he's like, 'But Ralph's in charge'.

My potatoes bring all the Irish to the yard, and they're like, 'That famine was hard'.

The Jedi's bring Jarjar Binks to the yard, and he's like, 'Meesa is a retard'.

Darth Vader brings Skywalker to the Death Star, and he's like, 'Luke, I am your Fatharr'.


 
 
Man, I could go on forever.
But I won't.
 
Be off, and make up rhymes!