I just can't stop!

For some reason, unbeknownst to me, today I have eaten so much. And I don't know why.
I just keep on eating, and I'm still hungry.
I have a feeling that it's because I haven't had as much coffee as I usually have, but still.

I have had...
Two bowls of fruity-bix.
A chicken, mayo and lettuce sandwich.
Coffee.
Two chocolate biscuits.
A million M&M's.
A massive plate of mashed potato and devilled sausages.
Jerky.
Three pieces of toast and two poached eggs.
Two baked pears in orange juice and champagne.
More Jerky.
Even more jerky.
And I am scared.

I never eat this much. Ever.

What is happening to me?!?!

(By they way, I am not pregnant. No, not even a little bit. I'm sorry, there has got to be other reasons as to why I have started eating like a mammoth.)

And that's all I have to say. Adeiu.x




Except.....
I have decided to write a story, that may progress into something larger, or something smaller, or nothing at all, about someone who can remember their past lives. Not that I'm sure I believe that, but I do believe in fairys and dragons and unicorns and a whole bundle of other things. You never know. All this food is going to my head.


Or.....
I could write a masterpiece of a novel about a giant whale. I'd name it Lobi Mick, and it would be the celebration of the worlds intelligentsia.