Cherry Brandy

Docking after three months be-stilled at sea, the crew of the Fair Clara proudly announced that everyone’s faces smelt like each others. This was not, as one would think, a sign of madness or loss of smell from vitamin deficiency, but due to an interesting game where one person would lick their finger and ‘tag’ another’s face, which as the captain explained, meant that ‘they’d then be it, and try and tag someone else, yer’. How one is supposed to win and what they gained from this is unknown, but on re-docking, authorities found that all shipments of cherry brandy that they had been hired to carry to - city’s port had all disappeared.